« I am an acquired taste; only the educated palate can appreciate me. »
Katisha, The Mikado
The romantic soulmate is only one aspect of this notion.
Never forget that.
this is so beautiful and perfect…
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
My favorite is when I’m interrupted by someone only to have them remind me to do what I was already doing. I’ve had managers stop me in the middle of a project in order to tell me to complete the project I was already in the middle of completing. And when I tell them I’m already on it, they’re all “Awesome! Keep up the good work!” and I’m just like “What is the point of your existence?”
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.